Hi Ya's All Again!

It's Time For The Rant Of The Week

This Weeks Topics:
Guns
Why Edward Cullen Is A Fag And
The Rise of Vampire Communities In Melbourne.

First Of All, Guns, Yes, I Know What You're Thinking, 'Oh, Great Another Anti-Gun, Anti-Redneck Tree Hugging Hippie Bong Smoker'

Well I Assure You That I Am NOT A Hippie, And Much To You Stupid Rednecks Disgust, I Know More About Wildlife Than Killing It.

My Brother Is One Of Those Tirgger Happy Little Fucks, And It Breaks My Heart To Think Of Him Ever Putting A Bullet On An Animal, He Knows If He Does Such A Thing, He Will Sever All Ties With Me, I Will Renounce Him As Being My Brother.

I Hate Guns With all My Heart, The Old Saying Of 'A Man Is Only As Big As The Gun He Carries' Gets Nothing But A Laugh From Me, Through My Eyes If A Man Is Carrying A Gun, He's Compensating For A Great Lack Usually A Small Dick, Or In Rednecks Cases A Small Dick And A Small Brain.

Anyway Onto The Second Order Of Buisness....

EDWARD CULLEN IS A FAG!!!!!!!!!!! That's Right A Huge, Gigantic, Fudge Dragon Packing Fag! Sorry To All You Tiwlight Bimbos, But Seriously, He Reacks Of Fagpire-Ness (its A Word)

It's Sad To Think That Robert Pattison (i had To Wikipedia That, Shows How Much I Give A shit About Twilight) Actually Exsits, You Wouldn't Fucking Think So Because All Thses Twi-Hards Know Him As Is Edward The Fagpire.

It's Also Sad To Think We Have Now, In Melbourne, Not Kidding You, Actual Vampire Communities, They Even Have Special Places Where They Can Meet, Talk About How They're Vampires And Drink Friking Tomato Juice Because It Looks Like Blood.

It's Really Sad, Soon All These Vamp Kids Are Going To Ruin Stores Like Off Ya Tree And Planet 13 For All Us Metal Fans, God Forbid They Should Start Attending Metal Concerts.

Already I'm Getting Called A Vamp Kid *Angry Face* So Cut, So Dissapionted.

What's New, A Store in Werribee Plaza Has Become Like Tiwlight Merch Central, It's Annoying.

Honestly If You Actually Think You're A Vampire Like The Ones On Twilight....THEN YOU'RE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!!!!!!

I Find It Pathetic When Someone Comes Up To Me And Says 'I'm A Vampire, You Look LIke One To'

Seriously, Are You Kidding Me, That's Lower Than Low, The Werewolf Craze Hasn't Caught On Yet, But Apparently If You Like The Style Of The Wolves (Not The Fags That Turn Into Them But The Actual Wolf) If You Like The Wolves You Automatically Like Some Idiot Named Jacob.

Seriously It's Happend To Me.........So Annoying.

Anyways Before I Start Fucking Up Sentences

FUCK ALL OF YOU
~Tsinga